Pantry Pests.

Up again early! It’s about 6am on a morning, and I’m up again.  I had to go to the ladies room.  I would get out and go run shuffle around the lake, but it’s still a little dark, so I’m waiting for the sun to come up.

So.

I don’t eat cereal.  It’s one of those foods, where you  look at the serving size, and you snarl.  It’s almost like a trick!  Why would I eat 3/4ths of a cup of something at some ridiculous amount of sugar when I could enjoy a piece of toast and some eggs, things with avocados in them, or a huge smoothie and be much more filled up?  Plus, who wants to be hungry 5 minutes after you eat something?

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But some weeks ago, I was craving something really sweet, and decided to get some Cocoa Krispies and Total to mix together to snack on for a few days.  The last time I remember eating Coco Krispies, or their off-brand counterpart, was the morning that President Obama was inaugurated during winter term of my (senior?) year at Elon?  I remember this because class was cancelled due to a really good snowstorm, so I ate like a gallon of chocolate cereal and watched him and the First Lady (in her yellow almost-duster length jacket), by myself.

Well, I bought some cereal, ate it for a few days, and put it away.  A few weekends ago, I went to go get another bowl of the Total (the Krispies were long gone), and after a few bites, I looked down, and there were these little black bugs in the cereal.  I tossed the box, and replaced it when we went shopping a few weekends ago.  I was up early one morning, poured myself a bowl again, and…

You guessed it.  Bugs in the newer box of cereal too, that had only just been opened and sealed with a clip after.

So after I tossed that box too, and consulted social media land, as well as Dr. Google, the doctor told me that my pantry was most likely full of weevils, and we needed to go through and throw out anything that was sort of “naked” in the pantry.  The cereal, flour, and dog treats (which were buck  naked in the box) were full of the little critters, and we tossed them all.  

So, I’m not really sure I’ll be bringing any bulk items in the house for a while – certainly not cereal or dog treats, and we’ll be investing in a ton more airtight containers for things we do have.  I’m not sure why, but I am insanely grossed out by the weevils, and I’m feeling itchy.  Blah.

Anyhoo, how was your weekend?  

 

All the questions…

I had a few posts scheduled today.  But a combo of being really really tired, and really sore meant that I’m going off the schedule, and instead, I bring you the most curious finding I’ve ever made in Kroger.  Like…ever.

So I was at Kroger yesterday with some clients, when I spotted John Cena, in the literal weirdest position I’ve ever seen him in in my life.

photo 1 (11)Now, I actually know who John Cena is because of my deep and undying love for reality television, and I’ve taken to watching Total Divas when it comes on.  In my defense, I really am truly interested in how those girl work out, because their bodies are incredible, and I spend most of the episodes thinking about what my next workout needs to be.

But moving right along – I spotted this box of fruity pebbles with John Cena on the front of the box, looking huge, but also repping “Team Fruity”.  The box demanded that the consumer “Choose your Side!” so naturally, I had to go looking for what choosing the other side would entail.

photo 2 (7)Team Cocoa. With Kyrie Irving.

I have so many questions, so let’s start from the top.

These are all the questions that rain through my mind when I saw these:

  • Firstly, John Cena does a good bit of working out.  I know good and well his ass does not eat fruity pebbles.  Why did he endorse Fruity Pebbles?
  • Why is he team fruity?
  • Why is Kyrie Irving Team Cocoa?  Really?  So many questions here.
  • The only person you guys could get to endorse your lame cereal was Kyrie Irving?  On second thought, that makes sense, because the day we see Lebron on a box of anything but Wheaties is the day the world ends.
  • This is lame.
  • In the marketing meeting, did no one speak up and say, this seems like a very stupid, lame idea to put professional athletes on shitty kids cereal that turns your milk colors?  No one?  Not even an intern?

Just….what?