And truth be told, had I never started teaching Zumba, I’d certainly not be as sexy as I am today.
Okay, I kid, I kid, but Zumba, coupled with my stint at a teacher at a weight-loss camp super ignited my passion for fitness. And I’ve been teaching since then (by then, I mean, like early 2010).
So anyhoo, I teach at this place. And I don’t want to say the name of the place, because I’d like to remain gainfully employed. And the place is beautiful. Beautifully maintained facilities, great staff, and generally, a wonderful place to work.
Recently, at this place, I’ve run into some trouble, screwed the pooch, if you will.
I think I’ve been labeled as the gym’s troublemaker, because recently, every single time I teach, I get a filthy look from the attendants, and usually, once a class, one of them storms into the room, wildly making the “TURN IT DOWN” motion with his fingers. It’s gotten to the point that usually, I’ll spy one of them coming, my heart rate will increase, I will dissolve into a nervous giggle (in front of the class,) until I’m told to turn it down.
I’m a Pavlovian Experiment, now every time I see the attendants in their uniforms, I begin to giggle, and I’ve started playing this game called “How Long Til I Get Yelled At Today?”
I’m a rebel y’all. This fitness game is so real.