Well, well Solange, what have we here?

The views on my blog were kinda low yesterday, and I have an idea why.

Either, I’m a crappy blogger.

OR!

Everyone was watching the video of Solange Knowles beating the crap out of Jay-Z.

I choose to go with the latter.

Anyhoo, so for those of you who aren’t in the Beyhive, Solange is Beyoncé’s younger sister.  She’s cute, she can sing, and she’s really into fashion.  She used to be married to this guy one time for like a year.  Also, she sang the intro to the “Proud Family”.  So she’s not a total loser or anything.

So yesterday, TMZ broke this story and released elevator security video of Solange literally beating, kicking, and screaming the life out of Jay-Z, while Bey watched.

There’s no audio, so your guess is as good as mine.  But here are a few theories.

  1. Jay cheated again?  Solange was letting him have it, and that’s why Bey didn’t defend him.
  2. Solange was wasted on drugs and she lost it.

That’s all I got.  But I do have some of the best reactions tweets…

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Little tribute to RHOA.  Very aptly-timed!
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So wrong, yet so right.
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Extra points for appropriate usage of Usher.

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What did Jay say to Solange?  

-Obviously we don’t condone violence here, there should never be an instance where you’re hitting someone, but I’m interested in what the heck was said in that elevator that left a girl on her way to the Met Gala beating the love out of my man, Jay.  Give me your best guesses!