I hope your weekend was the tits.
I actually had a bomb weekend because I got to spend time with my husband. I don’t know about you guys, but a lot of times of the weekends, we make so so many plans that we barely get to see one another. And by the time we get into bed too late on a Sunday night, we haven’t seen one another more than an hour or two. This weekend was a little different – I made plans and drank with friends on Friday, and because I wasn’t teaching or anything, we spent all day Saturday together – cleaning, napping, working out, and finally, falling into bed, deliciously exhausted, but together.
Austin’s the bomb. I love him a lot. I like spending time with him.
Now. Let’s talk candy.
On the way to run yesterday morning, I got into a big discussion with Mama Cheri about candy. Now, neither of us eats a ton of candy – she for health reasons, and me, because once I start, I can’t stop. So when I eat candy, I typically do a single-serve York Peppermint Pattie, or the holy grail of candy, a Reese’s Big Cup, where the peanut butter to chocolate ratio is one that is angelic. So I’m of the firm belief that Valentine’s Day is one of the best holidays for candy. But I got into this
argument discussion with my mother and a friend regarding the best holidays for candy, and they were not in agreement. So let’s break it down.
The best candy, in no particular order.
1. Reese’s – the big cup variety is the best, which I’ve stated time and again. NOW, the reason for this is that the peanut butter to chocolate ratio. This includes the trees, the eggs, and the hearts. All solid choices.
2. Whoppers – malted milk balls are the absolute best. Now, there IS a variety you can get at Whole Foods, which makes you feel a little better about stuffing your face because it’s made without HFCS and real chocolate, as opposed to Whoppers.
3. York Peppermint Patties – the 140-calorie variety that you can commonly acquire at most checkouts at the grocery store. I mean, DUH.
4. Pretzel M&Ms.
5. Sweet Tarts– you can shove these in your mouth by the handful, which makes them really convenient. But really dangerous, as I’ve found out, because when they’re in the admin office, for example, you might eat them all every time you have to go down there. Which is not productive.
Now, let’s move on to the worst candies, in no particular order.
1. Circus Peanuts – my mother disgustingly loves these. If you read the description on these, you’ll find that they’re considered some sort of marshmallow candy, flavored artificially with BANANA?! WTH?! Who would do such a thing?
2. Okay, so I’m having a really hard time moving past the Circus Peanuts thing. But my mother reminded me of these atrocities…
These guys are called Old Fashioned Marshmallow Eggs. There are a number of things that are pretty disgusting about this candy, mainly the fact that the sugar on the inside is suspended in this marshy thing. It’s really disgusting and not acceptable.
3. Jellybeans – they’re just too sweet and sort of pointless. They also get stuck in your teeth, and you run the risk of getting a horrible flavor, which is totally the opposite of the point of eating candy in the first place. Would you ever just go actively seeking out jellybeans? Probably not because they’re pointless and add nothing to your day.
4. Raisinets – I want to know who on God’s green earth decided that they would combine raisins, which are pretty disgusting on their own, and cover them in crusty chocolate? Why would I ever eat that?
So the holiday with the best candy?
For me, hands down, it’s got to be Valentine’s Day because of the variety of chocolate. Yum!
Omg, so many worsts here, but I’m going to have to say that Easter provides us with the worst candy because it’s all smooshy and sugary, and that’s just not the way things should be. But Easter, don’t be sad because Easter is going to be closely followed by Christmas, because there is truly nothing fun about sucking on a peppermint stick.
All that said…
How was your weekend? What did you do?
What’s your favorite candy?
Best and worst holidays for candy?